raydayton:

i’ve got 99 problems and wanting everything in the rt store is all of them

kind-of-spooky:

geoff ramsey is that u

Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

Apple: I haven't really taken notice of you so far.
Honeydew: You fascinate me.
Banana: You annoy me.
Mullberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.
Cherry: You make me uncomfortable.
Orange: I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.
Grapefruit: I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.
Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
Pineapple: I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.
Rasberry: I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.
Strawberry: I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?
Mango: I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.
Apple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.
Guava: I have no interest in talking with you on here.
Blueberry: Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.
Cantaloupe: I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.
Watermelon: I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.
Elderberry: I've anon-ed you something personal before.
Pumpkin: I've anon-ed you a compliment before.
Kumquat: I've anon-ed you hate before.
Lemon: Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.
Lime: We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.
Papaya: We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.
Rhubarb: We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.
Tangerine: We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.
Plum: Meh.

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

(Source: ghoststud)

selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.